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Here is my epic AWFUL GAMES review of Transformers: Convoy no Nazo for the Nintendo Famicom. It redeems everything of how my recent AWFUL GAMES reviews were. It has every single detail on the game, I pretty much talk nonstop about it, there’s funny moments, and there’s a conclusion like you’ve never EVER seen before. I worked on this review for ALMOST A MONTH and I was thinking of ideas for this review LONG before I started working on this, and I hope that this review pays off. I did not only for my fans, but for people who wanna see a review that amazes them in some way. So without further ado, here is the feature presentation. This is a THREE PART REVIEW, but I’ve already explained how this review will be. Nothing drags on. It’s a nonstop entertaining review. Hope you enjoy!
EDIT: About the part where I was comparing the game to Contra and Super Mario Bros., I should’ve also mentioned almost ALL games of 1986 were one-hit kill like Atari ports and other classic ports as well as some SMS and DOS ports maybe. But unlike this game, at least most of those got everything right. Also note that there will be text on parts where I miss out on things.
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PART 3:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewWSqegCazM
Or see the whole thing on VeohTV:
http://www.veoh.com/videos/v14521838ADmQqptf
Duration : 0:10:41
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Of course. This …
Of course. This game was only released in Japan. And as you can see in the title, there’s (Famicom).
1:10, is that a …
1:10, is that a famicom cartridge?
lmao, thats …
lmao, thats hilarious!!! XDDD
I love the part when you get crazy on this game XD
It’s a glitch. You …
It’s a glitch. You can run through them once you start shooting them repeatedly.
How did you run …
How did you run through the blue egg things? (Donald Duck if you watched the Jedite review)
there’s no time to …
there’s no time to waste.
The game theme does …
The game theme does get catchy. In 5 seconds.
To AdamAP9686 who …
To AdamAP9686 who posted this 4 months ago…
I also thought Donkey Kong Country was a one hit kill game also.
Well, it is if you only have Donkey/Diddy Kong but if you have both, you can take one extra hit.
I just noticed the …
I just noticed the entire first level only uses a 640×380 background over and over and over until the end…
I’M HARDCORE!!!!! …
I’M HARDCORE!!!!! lol
IT’S SEIZURE-RIFIC!
IT’S SEIZURE-RIFIC!
BULLSHIT!
BULLSHIT!
The Breaks
The Breaks
a bit off-topic but …
a bit off-topic but, what is that movie from where they all shout “Bullshit!”?
…
I’mgonnakickfuckingasslike RAMBO!!!!
That part and the HARDCORE!!! Part always make me lol my head off.
Incase you were …
Incase you were wondering about that coment I made, it’s a reply to OmfgStfuNub101
allies’ reviews …
allies’ reviews DOES NOT SUCK!!!
WHY IS CONVOY …
WHY IS CONVOY SPELLED COMVOY!
BULLSHIT!
BULLSHIT!
LMFAO
LMFAO
this game really …
this game really sucks lol
no they dont lol
no they dont lol
regardless of …
regardless of whether you tap the B button rapidly or hold the B button, THERE IS NO RAPID FIRE!! YOU ALWAYS SHOOT SLOW!! This wouldn’t be that bad…if the shots were powerful enough!!! When you shoot, you shoot slowly and the missiles are so tiny and so weak, AND THIS IS RODIMUS PRIME!?!?
Takara, ARE YOU ING RETARDED!?!?!? EVERY game I know involves rapid fire whether you tap or hold the B button. Mega Man, Metroid, Contra, every shoot ‘em up under the sun, and even Super Mario Bros.
It’s not Takara’s …
It’s not Takara’s fault as a whole. It’s their game development team’s fault that they made this pile of . The sequel is not as bad because it has energy for your life as well as energy for your weapons, but the controls suck. You can’t transform, you can only drive in one direction and that’s STRAIGHT (sounds like a racing game, but it’s linear and linear racing-style games do not work at all), you can only shoot in one direction and that’s diagonal-up, and to make that worse,…
but the nes game is …
but the nes game is still so sucking lame and retarded, DON´T TELL ME IS NOT TRUE!!! and… how is the game´s sequel?